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Orange Crisis

2 oz light rum
2 oz peach schnapps
1 oz triple sec
1 oz apricot brandy
1 oz cream
1 splash grenadine syrup

Shake all ingredients in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses.
(per 7.1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

540
2261
17.8 g
36.7 g
0.8 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
-
29 mg
52.7 g

Mad Cow

1 part Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 part cream
1 part 151 proof rum

Mix in a shaker one-quarter filled with ice and pour into a liberal shot glass.
(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

60
251
1.9 g
4.2 g
0.3 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
6 mg
-
9.6 g

Almond Joy #2

12 oz brown creme de cacao
12 oz amaretto almond liqueur
12 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 - 12 oz cream

Mix ingredients together in a mixing glass. Pour into a cocktail glass, and serve.
(per 42.5 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

3512
14695
37.6 g
454.2 g
125.3 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
-
-
262 g

Alligator Sperm

1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 tsp cream

Pour equal parts of Midori melon liqueur and pineapple juice into a shot glass. Top off with a touch of cream, and serve.
(per 1.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

58
242
1 g
7.9 g
0.2 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
3 mg
-
3.3 g

Lay Down and Shut Up

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 splash cream

Shake over ice, strain and pour into a shot glass.
(per 1.6 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
137
574
0.7 g
16.8 g
0.1 g
Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
0 g
16.6 g
-
-
14.4 g

Champagne Flip

3/4 oz brandy
2 - 3 dashes Cointreau orange liqueur
1/4 oz cream
1/4 oz sugar syrup
1 egg yolk
4 oz Champagne
1 pinch nutmeg

Shake brandy, cointreau, cream, sugar syrup and egg yolk over ice cubes in a shaker. Strain into a champagne flute, and carefully fill with champagne. Sprinkle with nutmeg, and serve.

Atomic Orange Cream

2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz orange juice
3 oz milk
5 g sugar

Pour the milk and sugar into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add the blue curacao and orange juice. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.
(per 10.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

325
1360
6.2 g
39.7 g
6.2 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.3 g
28 g
23 mg
39 mg
17 g

Strawberry Cream

1 oz gin
3 oz strawberry puree
1/2 oz lemon juice
1 tsp caster sugar
2 tbsp strawberry ice cream

Blend briefly with half a glassful of crushed ice in a wine goblet. Garnish with a sugar-dipped strawberry half, add straws, and serve.
(per 5.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

170
715
2.7 g
19.8 g
1.5 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

2.4 g
-
-
18 mg
11.3 g

Strawberry and Coffee Cream Soda

1 1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz strawberry liqueur
1 oz whipping cream
1/2 oz lime juice
3 oz cream soda
2 oz strawberry puree

Blend all ingredients (except soda) with half a glassful of crushed ice. Add the soda, and garnish with a slice of banana between two halves of a strawberry. Add straws, and serve.
(per 9 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

292
1225
6 g
41.3 g
1.2 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

1.4 g
-
-
-
19.8 g

Irish Cream, Home Made

1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 cup cream
3 eggs
1 tbsp chocolate syrup
1 cup rye whiskey

Mix all ingredients together in a blender or mix in a bowl with a whisk until fully blended.

Irish Cream, Home Made #2

3 eggs
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 pint whipping cream
2 tbsp chocolate syrup
2 drops coconut syrup
1 cup vodka
1/2 cup brandy

Mix all ingredients in a blender until well stirred. Consume within two weeks. Some ingredients are perishable. Store in an airtight container so you can shake it before each use. The chocolate settles at the bottom.

Highland Cream

1 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/4 oz peppermint schnapps
1/4 oz Galliano herbal liqueur
1 tsp Glayva Scotch liqueur
1 oz whipping cream

Shake and strain into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass, and serve.
(per 3.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

241
1010
5.8 g
15 g
5.8 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
-
-
20.5 g

Cream Cordial

14 oz sweetened condensed milk
1 1/4 cups coffee liqueur
1 cup whipping cream
4 eggs

In blender container, combine all ingredients, blend until smooth. Serve over ice if desired. Store tightly covered in refrigerator for up to one month. Stir before using.

*The Coffee Liqueur can be substituted for Almond, Mint or Orange Liqueur.

Kahlua Cream Soda

2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 1/2 oz whipping cream
4 oz soda water

Shake kahlua and cream, and strain into a highball glass. Add soda, and serve with a straw.

Fria Cafe Italiano

1 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1/2 oz Godiva chocolate liqueur
1/4 oz sambuca
1 oz chilled espresso
1 oz cream

Mix all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with ground espresso.
(per 3.8 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

198
831
5.9 g
10.3 g
0.8 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
8.2 g
-
16 mg
15.3 g