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Blue Smurf Piss

1/5 shot Jagermeister herbal liqueur
ice
1/5 shot Bacardi 151 rum
1/5 shot Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur
1/5 shot Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/5 shot Blue Curacao liqueur

Pour as listed. Strain through Ice.
(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

90
377
0 g
8 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
-
1 mg
13.3 g

Angel Piss

1 oz Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur

Shake ingredients with a couple ice cubes in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a shot glass, and serve.
(per 2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

134
560
0 g
2.7 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
0 mg
0 mg
24.1 g

Tropical Kermit Piss

30 ml Midori melon liqueur
30 ml Cointreau orange liqueur
15 ml Malibu coconut rum
fill with pineapple soda

Just pour into a glass and add the softdrink and ice.
(per 8 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

252
1057
0 g
41.4 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
0 mg
-
21.6 g

Burning Demon Piss

1 oz Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila
3 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
3 oz hot pepper sauce
6 oz burning hot coffee
1 1/2 oz Bacardi white rum

Pour the Jose Cuervo tequila, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, Captain Morgan spiced rum and Kahlua coffee liqueur into a beer mug. Add hot sauce and an extremely hot cup of coffee, then top with Bacardi and serve.
(per 16.5 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

505
2115
1.9 g
23 g
1 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.6 g
-
0 mg
-
74.5 g